I fix ugly AI & Canva designs so they print, sell, and stop embarrassing your brand..
Send me the file you already have. I’ll turn it into a clean, production‑ready design that is
ready for screen print,
embroidery, or social media.
Most designers make things pretty. I make them work.
Most of the time you don’t need a redesign.
You need someone who knows how to fix it.
That’s what I do.
What I Fix
Bad artwokrs. Weak concepts. Production nightmares. Designs that look cool but don’t convert. Those are not “creative problems.” They’re business problems.
Speed matters. I move fast because delay is expensive—lost sales, missed drops, reprints, and chaos.
Design Fixes
- Artworks that don’t convert
- Designs that fail in production
- Print-ready corrections (pre-press, separations, pure production)
- T-shirt designs that actually sell
Strategy Fixes
- Brand messaging that sounds human
- Creative direction for in-house teams
- Training designers (even non-designers) to think clearly again
Communication Fixes
- Emails people open, read, and buy from
- Copy that builds trust (without sounding desperate)
- Messaging that positions you as the authority
Proof? (Yes, I worked for Prince and it Was Stressful)
Not because he was difficult. Because he was Prince. When your work will be seen by millions, there’s no room for guessing, ego, or weak execution.
What happened
Prince gave full creative freedom—sketches, ideas, energy, vibes. My job was to translate that into wearable, printable, real-world designs for custom garments made by Rancho Tailors (his go-to tailor for 14+ years).
Sometimes I adapted his sketches to garments. Sometimes I designed from scratch—by hand— channeling movement, music, attitude.
Why it matters
It was stressful because failure wasn’t an option. And I never f***ed it up.
That mindset never left me: ship clean work, fast, with production reality built-in.
Who This Is For (Read Carefully)
I work best with brands doing $2M+ annually, founders who respect execution, and teams tired of redoing the same thing over and over.
And to keep it simple the rate hr starts at $90.00
Good fit
- You want clarity, not fluff
- You care about conversion + production reality
- You need someone who can fix the problem fast
- You value direct communication
Not a fit
- You want cheap, fast, disposable
- You want 12 revisions “for vibes”
- You ignore production constraints
- You want a form, a ticket number, and a 3-day reply time
If your project is interesting and doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out, I’m open to a conversation.
Email Marketing (Starting Nov 2025, This Becomes My Main Focus)
Great design is only half the battle. Words sell. Email builds trust. Email prints money when done right.
Most businesses ghost their customers and wonder why sales drop. That’s not marketing. That’s negligence.
What I offer
- Daily email campaigns that keep customers buying
- Design + copy that feels on-brand and human
- Messaging that positions you as the authority
- Training your team so you keep the system
Transparent investment
- $1,200/month — intro (current clients)
- $2,100/month — new clients or after Nov 2025
- Minimum 3 months (results take consistency)
You keep the strategy, the copy, the knowledge, and the results. I don’t take a cut of your sales. I build systems that work.
FAQs (No BS)
Is it expensive to work with you?
My clients think it’s a steal.
How fast do you work?
Anywhere from 5 days to a couple of weeks—depending on the problem.
Can you increase sales with email?
Yes. I do it all the time.
Can you train my team?
Yes. Even non-designers. Creative Viagra included.
Do you do test designs?
Yes. If I get paid.
Do you share my ideas or designs?
Never. Ever. Period.
Where do your ideas come from?
Everywhere. I steal them legally, remix them, and make them yours. 26 countries and counting.
Still reading? Good.
That tells me you might be serious. Let’s talk. Text is the fastest way to get me.
Los Angeles, CA • Available for serious projects • Fast execution • No fluff